Islam + Illegals + Obama = Death to the U.S.A

By: Cathi Long, Fri Jun 9th, 2006 05:40:26 PMKiteboarding lessons are a necessity for any newcomer to the sport of kitesurfing. American Kite Surfing Association (AKSA) has received questions from its members inquiring about the first steps towards excellent kitesurfing. AKSA president Logan Long recommends, “When beginning any new sport one should always consult with current professionals within the industry. Educating and learning the basics can prevent costly equipment repair or replacement and unnecessary injury.” AKSA will be naming the top schools and locations for kiteboarding lessons in early July.

This dramatic interest in the athletically demanding sport has given AKSA founders encouragement about the value of their newly founded organization. Long is quite enthusiastic about the sport: “It’s just simply the biggest adrenaline rush available. The combination of air, water, land, wind power, physical strength and balance the force of nature are the qualities that attract Kite Surfers.”

American Kite Surfing Association is the leading organization for kite surfers in North America. Founded in 2006 by two extreme sport enthusiasts, membership is anticipated to exceed 30,000 before the end of the year. The purpose of the enterprise is to bring heightened awareness to this fast-growing, dynamic, and fun sport. A vast array of information, products, and techniques are available to the visitors of the AKSA website, www.kite-surfingusa.com. After more than a decade of popularity through Europe and Australia, active North American extreme sport athletes are recognizing the maximum adrenaline rush through kite surfing. According to Cathi Long, co-founder of AKSA, “The exhilaration of hang time in kite surfing is unbeatable…kite surfers are simply the sexiest athletes.” AKSA will select 50 leading industry product manufacturers to highlight and profile throughout an extensive national media outreach campaign. Key retailers are also being invited to participate in one of the largest marketing co-op funding programs in extreme sport history.

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Put-Downs…
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I like long walks, especially when taken by people who annoy me.

Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

I was going to be a police officer, but I decided to finish high school instead.

You’ll never have a nervous breakdown, but you sure are a carrier!

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

Politics…
Don’t tell my mother that I am in Politics – she still thinks I am a piano player in a Bordello.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless of course I want to stay employed.

Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are that good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.

Quotes…
Be brief, be sincere, be seated.
-F.D.R.

Should I marry W.? Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in her name. (from Without
Feathers) – Woody Allen (1935-____) –American humorist, director, actor, author

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. – Tom Stoppard

Religious…
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
- Gandhi

Words of Wisdom…
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Relationships…
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. – Jim Backus

Good men are like Martians, you hear a lot about them but you never actually see one.

Legal Shmegal…
Council for the defence was prepared to prove: 1) He shot in self defence, 2) The police did it
and stuck the gun in his hand, and 3) He was 100 miles away when it happened.

One-Liners…
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Love…
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Work…
If you live life right, death is a joke as far as fear is concerned.

If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?

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By: Marc Entz

Once you have found a women that you like, remembering these simple tips will help you impress her and you will both have a great time on your first date. Hopefully with many more to follow.

If you decide to ask this special women out for an evening with you, ask her when you both are alone. Never ask a girl out on a date in front of others, like her friends. This will either embarrass her, and may say yes or embarrass you, if she says no.

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Here is a list of what to do on your date to inpress your lady:

Look good, be neat. Put extra effort to the way you look. Take the time be well groomed, smell nice and choose your clothes well. It must correspond to the place with which your date is set. Make a good impression, so you can charm her and she can be proud of you.

Do not be late. Prepare for the big day ahead. Make the necessary reservations and planning for your date. If you have planned for it, she will be impressed that you did put some effort on your night together. Be sure that during the “big day” you have no appointments so you won’t be cramming and be on time.

Be polite. Be sure to make her feel good by complementing the way she looks. And when seated at the table, turn your cell phone off. This will signal to her that you are very much interested in your moment together.

Say her name. Make it a point to say her name ever so often in your conversations, to make her feel at ease and special.

Smile. Aside from putting up a positive attitude, your smile is an indication that you are happy to be with her.

Have a Sense of Humor. Making a woman laugh means you have won half your battle. This means that she is having a nice time and creates a positive atmosphere. This will be an occasion she would remember, because she had fun!

Be attentive. Listen to what she has to say or is saying, do not interrupt. Let her finish, before you state your opinion and make eye contact.

Relax. Do not worry that your date is not having a good time. Go ahead and ask her. Just manage yourself well and enjoy the evening. Keep the conversations open and ask questions. Be sincere.

Enjoy. Dating should be exciting and relaxing. A woman could sense if you are enjoying or not. Don’t stress yourself trying so hard to make it “The Perfect Date” because it won’t be. But you both can enjoy it. After all, you did invite her out because you liked her in the first place. Be spontaneous and have fun.

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By: Marc Entz

It can be difficult to be a woman in the dating arena. A lot of things can go wrong for you more than it can for your male counterpart. Plus, men can be really dense about a few things. Well, no worries. Here are a few tips on what to do and not to do during a date. And if you find that you need more dating advice you can download a free eBook on the subject of dating advice for singles at InterMarkets Publications.

1. Timing is important – Timing as in ‘on time’. No matter what they say, there is no such thing as ‘fashionably late’. For the first date, this can give the guy jitters and make him think that you’ve stood him up. For the later dates, having him wait for you in the living room for half an hour with either your roommate, your sister or, worse, your father is not something you want him to do – whether it be for the embarrassing stories or Dad’s ‘eyes of doom’.

2. Be nice – Have a positive attitude, find things that you like and tell him. Compliment him about his clothes, how he looks and how well the date is going. It puts him at ease and also makes him feel important. It also shows him that you’re taking notice of him and you appreciate him.

But, don’t lie. Like I said, look at the bright side of things – the service of the restaurant may have been slow but the ambience was terrific. Try making it into a habit, you aren’t lying – you’re just being diplomatic!

3. Do not complain – This doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t tell him that something is wrong or something makes you uncomfortable. The way you phrase it and the tone you use is important here. ‘Venting’ will not going to go over well with him because he’ll probably misinterpret it. Grin and bear it then tell him after the date in calm, reasoned tones your problem. Trust me, he’ll understand and he’ll try to make it up to you.

4. Enjoy the date – A date is a chance to get to know each other and to enjoy yourselves. Have fun during the date. Try not to be hyper-critical and just take things in stride. If you’re not having fun, your date will notice and, trust me, he will get nervous which will probably start ruining the experience for both of you.

Also, just let your guard down for a little while. Let him see the real you. He may or may not like it, but in the end he will appreciate the honesty of the act. Besides, if he doesn’t like you for you, why should you keep on dating?

5. Afterwards, show interest – If you really like the guy, waiting for the call after a successful date is nerve-wracking. Try giving him a day or two. He usually has to get his act together and work up the courage to call. If he doesn’t call, he’s probably still tongue-tied from being in your presence. Call him up to say hello. Talk about the date and how you had fun and give hints. He will pick up on it and he’ll probably be asking you for another date!

Well, there are five tips for dating success. Hopefully, this dating advice could help lead you through today’s tough tangle of relationships. Happy hunting!

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